10.11.2005

Pompous Jerk



"Everything that could possibly be done wrong, you are doing."
--Kyle, in reference to my clapping

"I am the sun and air."
--Kyle

Me: "Kyle, why do you speak?"
Kyle: "To enlighten those around me."

Me: "I'm a genius."
Kyle: "I AM your source of inspiration!"

Me, after creating this post: "Hey Kyle, check out my blog."
Kyle: "HOLD ON!!!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Although your presuppositions are blasphemous and false, at least you had enough good sense in that thick vacuous skull of yours to dedicate a blog entry to me. Go to hell.

Joel A. Shaver said...

He seems nice enough...