Deuce me up!

While on a family vacation in Moses Lake, my great, wonderful, wise older sister Heather and I created a card game called "Deuce Me Up." Being the cunning linguist I am, I characterized "Deuce" as being "like a tootsie roll. You can't explain it. Like trying to tell someone it's a chewy candy, but its chocolate, but then again, not really." My exquisite abilities as an orator shine through with every syllable of that quote.... Incredible, is it not? Anyway, for a write-up of rules, go here.